oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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