I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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