Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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