How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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