can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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