so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
is that a dick in a sweater?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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