Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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