be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i think im in europe. pls send help
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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