yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
