I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
whose parrot is this?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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