I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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