Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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