fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
this is an emotional support booty call
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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