I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
How does it feel to date your dad?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize