just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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