I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
