and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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