I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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