Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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