no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
