he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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