Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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