how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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