only if we run a train.
done.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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