i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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