is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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