I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize