Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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