I'm lost and stupid without you.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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