problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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