Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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