laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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