I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
