yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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