I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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