Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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