Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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