That's intense
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
