ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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