BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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