so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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