Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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