you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We are all done wearing pants today
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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