just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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