Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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