Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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