were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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