I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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