You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Is Oprah even human
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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