i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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