I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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