I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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